From: IN%"simchi@snoopy.usask.ca" "Mohammad Reza Simchi" 23-DEC-1996 17:32:37.55 To: IN%"david.steele@sask.usask.ca" "David Steele" CC: Subj: Excuses, excuses. (fwd) Return-path: Received: from skycat.usask.ca by DANSAS.USASK.CA (PMDF V5.0-6 #15020) id <01IDCVWTCQ9S000C42@DANSAS.USASK.CA> for Steele@DANSAS.USASK.CA; Mon, 23 Dec 1996 17:32:36 +0000 (GMT) Received: from math.USask.CA (snoopy.usask.ca) by sask.usask.ca (PMDF V5.0-6 #15020) id <01IDCJCF8TRK935R16@sask.usask.ca> for david.steele@sask.usask.ca; Mon, 23 Dec 1996 11:32:34 -0600 (CST) Received: from skmath3.Usask.ca by math.USask.CA (4.1/SMI-3.2); Mon, 23 Dec 1996 11:32:29 -0600 (CST) Received: by skmath3.Usask.ca (SMI-8.6/SMI-SVR4) id LAA02832; Mon, 23 Dec 1996 11:34:11 -0600 Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 11:34:10 -0600 (CST) From: Mohammad Reza Simchi Subject: Excuses, excuses. (fwd) To: David Steele Message-id: MIME-version: 1.0 Content-type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): >>> >>> My son is under a doctor's care and >>> should not take P.E. today. >>> Please execute him. >>> >>> Please excuse Lisa for being >>> absent. She was sick and I had her >>> shot. >>> >>> Dear School: Please ekscuse John >>> being absent on Jan. 28, 29, >>> 30, 31, 32, and also 33. >>> >>> Please excuse Gloria from Jim >>> today. She is administrating. >>> >>> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for >>> a few days. Yesterday he >>> fell out of a tree and misplaced >>> his hip. >>> >>> John has been absent because he had >>> two teeth taken out of his face. >>> >>> Carlos was absent yesterday because >>> he was playing football. >>> He was hurt in the growing part. >>> >>> Megan could not come to school >>> today because she has been >>> bothered by very close veins. >>> >>> Chris will not be in school cus he >>> has an acre in his side. >>> >>> Please excuse Ray Friday from >>> school. He has very loose vowels. >>> >>> Please excuse Pedro from being >>> absent yesterday. He had >>> ---diahre--- ---dyrea--- >>> ---direathe--- the sh-ts. >>> >>> Please excuse Tommy for being >>> absent yesterday. He had diarrhea >>> and his boots leak. >>> >>> Irving was absent yesterday because >>> he missed his bust. >>> >>> Please excuse Jimmy for being. It >>> was his father's fault. >>> >>> Please excuse Jennifer for missing >>> school yesterday. We forgot >>> to get the Sunday paper off the >>> porch, and when we found it >>> Monday, we thought it was Sunday. >>> >>> Sally won't be in school a week >>> from Friday. We have to >>> attend her funeral. >>> >>> My daughter was absent yesterday >>> because she was tired. >>> She spent a weekend with the >>> Marines. >>> >>> Please excuse Jason for being >>> absent yesterday. He had a cold >>> and could not breed well. >>> >>> Please excuse Mary for being absent >>> yesterday. She was in >>> bed with gramps. >>> >>> Please excuse Burma, she has been >>> sick and under the doctor. >>> >>> Maryann was absent December 11-16, >>> because she had a fever, >>> sore throat, headache and upset >>> stomach. Her sister was also >>> sick, fever and sore throat, her >>> brother had a low grade fever >>> and ached all over. I wasn't the >>> best either, sore throat and >>> fever. There must be something >>> going around, her father >>> even got hot last night. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <---- End Forwarded Message ---->